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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Good Part of The Smoking )))))!!!!!!!


  • You will always have something to do with your hands.
  • To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning.
  • If you work with explosives, you have a handy method of lighting the fuse.
  • Smoking is a good career move if you want early retirement and would like to use up your sick leave.
  • On New Years Eve you don't have to go out to the fireworks. Just dip your cigarette into a jar of ground up sparklers.
  • Amuse your friends and be the life of the party by blowing smoke rings.
  • Always discard your butts in flower pots and garden beds as it helps fertilise the plants and keeps insects away.
  • Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed.
  • By buying cigarettes from corner stores, you help support local businesses and help retain the fabric of our society.
  • At the beach, children can use the butts to decorate their sand castles.
  • Annoy neighbours you don't like by staying home and smoking heavily.
  • You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette".
  • Always smoke when you are pregnant. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world.
  • When your neighbour's kids are too noisy, trigger their asthma by breathing smoke on them.
  • By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day.
  • Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker. Non-smoking is for wimps and wusses.
  • You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years.
  • Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day.
  • You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks.
  • Smoking is an adult custom. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily.
  • If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door.
  • You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes.
  • Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window.
  • Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them.

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